Embrace the Squonk

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When Squonk found our planet he knew he had to help us naked monkees. Squonk is here to shake up your day and wallet. Don't get distracted by his lovely skin flaps, and drewling facial expression. Squonk is here to bring beauty back to web3.

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Beauty is on the Outside

The Squonky Origin Story

Long ago—well, not too long ago, but definitely a galaxy or three away—there was a fabulously peculiar planet named Squonkania. It’s often mistaken for “Squanch,” thanks to that certain intergalactic hit series, Rick and Morty, but trust us, it’s not the same place.

On Squonkania, things were... beautiful. So beautiful, in fact, that Squonk was officially voted Prettiest Life Form for five years running. His gorgeous gleam was the stuff of interplanetary legend: shining like a diamond, glowing like a nebula, and rumored to smell faintly of cosmic lavender.

As the appointed ambassador, Squonk hopped aboard his majestic star-chariot (okay, so it was more like a secondhand rocket-ship) and zoomed toward Earth, ready to dazzle us “smooth-skinned geometric beings” with his otherworldly glamour.

But upon arrival, a terrible realization sunk in: we were not nearly as pretty as him. At first, poor Squonk was devastated—how could such gangly creatures with such boring shapes possibly understand his divine radiance? He nearly hopped back on that rocket-ship to Squonkania.

Yet, in a moment of interstellar compassion, our hero decided he would share real beauty with us. He made it his life’s work to spread the word, the wonder, and the weirdness of Squonk across the planet, creating something called “Squonk Awareness.” Because when you’re on a squonking mission, you don’t just pack up and leave—oh no, you squat your tentacles down and teach these unassuming Earthlings about genuine fabulousness.

And so, Squonk strolled among us, bestowing mythic powers of ugly-chic on the masses. He turned heads (some in horror, some in awe), and he taught us that sometimes the strangest and most wrinkled creatures can show us what true beauty means: being spectacularly Squonk-tastic in every possible way.

In the end, there’s nothing more Squonkier than a Squonking Squonk on a squonking mission. Join him, and together we’ll unveil the weirdly wonderful side of our planet—one squonk at a time.

Common Squonk
Misconceptions

The squonk is a mythical creature that is reputed to live in the hemlock forests of northern Pennsylvania in the United States

Johnstown, Pennsylvania celebrates the Squonk at the Squonkapalooza in August

Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly. When cornered and escape seems impossible, or when surprised and frightened, it may even dissolve itself in tears.

Later retellings included that squonks were slowest on moonlit nights as they try to avoid seeing their ugly appearance in any illuminated bodies of water.

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